biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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