the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
