Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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