Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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