If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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