is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
