theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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