fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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