direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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