how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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