There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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