used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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