BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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