You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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