Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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