If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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