sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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