uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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