Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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