Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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