If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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