Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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