RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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