he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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