dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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