If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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