The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
