no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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