At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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