I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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