I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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