I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
