I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize