So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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