just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
