Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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