i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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