forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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