There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize