Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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