It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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