She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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