that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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