She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I came so hard my ears popped.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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