its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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