question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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