Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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