Nicole vs. Life
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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