you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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