Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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