If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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