Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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