I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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