try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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