you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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