Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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